Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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