Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Green mimosas i think yes
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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