HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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