we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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