I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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