On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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