sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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