I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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