I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Send help, water and tortillas.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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