I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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