You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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