he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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