idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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