you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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