And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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