She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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