Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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