So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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