brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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