Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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