if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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