If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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