i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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