you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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