Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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