Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize