a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I don't think brook has ever known best
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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