She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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