who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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