Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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