She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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