Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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