I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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