I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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