he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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