would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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