is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I wish life had little blips of pornography
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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