I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just tell him i said nine months
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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