i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
