How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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