grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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