I like my sex mixed with concussions.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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