ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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