I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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