Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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