But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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