yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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