love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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