I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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