You're earring is so big in my mouth
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Someone came in the potted fern
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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