All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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