ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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