she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We're too hungover to prance.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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