his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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