So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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