Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
